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Matheus Forny

Matheus Forny

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NERVOUS

Leading Scrum ceremonies while IBM's Watson probably already knows what the team will deliver next sprint

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Analysis

A triple-threat of management, methodology, and frontend dev at IBM — sounds impressive until you realize AI is automating code generation, sprint planning, and team coordination. Your computer science degree from UFRJ won't save you when the machines start running their own standups.

Skills at Risk

high

Frontend Development

AI tools like Cursor and Copilot are generating React/Angular components faster than humans can type

medium

Scrum Ceremonies

AI can analyze team velocity, predict blockers, and optimize sprint planning better than most humans

high

Code Review

AI already catches bugs, suggests improvements, and enforces coding standards automatically

high

Team Status Reporting

AI can pull from Jira, Git, and Slack to generate comprehensive team reports instantly

medium

Basic Project Management

AI tools are getting scary good at resource allocation and timeline prediction

Skills That Save You

Cross-Cultural Communication

Your Japanese language skills and Brazilian context are harder for AI to replicate authentically

Team Psychology & Motivation

Reading team dynamics and managing human emotions still requires genuine empathy

Strategic Technical Decision Making

High-level architecture decisions that consider business context and technical debt

Stakeholder Management

Navigating IBM's corporate politics and client relationships requires human intuition

AI Timeline

~4years until significant automation of this role

🛟Survival Guide

💡

Pivot to AI/ML Product Management

Use your dev background to become the bridge between AI teams and business stakeholders — someone needs to translate what these models actually do

😏

Start a consultancy teaching companies how to fire their Scrum Masters

Fun

Get ahead of the curve by helping others automate your own job — the ultimate power move

💡

Leverage your trilingual skills for international AI implementations

Become the go-to person for rolling out AI solutions across IBM's global offices, especially in Latin America and Asia

😏

Train an AI to be a better Scrum Master than you

Fun

Name it 'ScrumBot-san' in honor of your Japanese skills, then hope it remembers you fondly when the robot uprising begins

AI Job Losses in Your Industry

Technology

98,371

jobs lost

12

companies

13

events

Meta

Feb 2026 · US

~1,500

Amazon

Jan 2026 · US

~16,000

ASML

Jan 2026 · NL

~3,000

IBM

Nov 2025 · US

~2,500

HP Inc.

Nov 2025 · US

~6,000

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