The Most Doomed

Prophet

ChatGPT already has better predictions than most fortune tellers — and it doesn't even charge by the minute

Filip Nielsen

Running a digital agency in 2024? That's like selling typewriters at a Tesla factory.

Mateus Murozaki

RD Station copywriter in Brazil — ChatGPT já escreve português melhor que você

André Luiz Mello Pereira

WAV3 employee with mysterious job title — even AI doesn't know what you do, which is probably not a good sign

paralegal

Document review used to pay the bills — now ChatGPT does it for $20/month

Lucas Quaglia

Mastercard copywriter watching ChatGPT write better ads than him in Portuguese, English, AND emoji

Constantin Dusescu

SAP bootcamp grad meets ChatGPT — one writes better React components

Sourabh Ligade

Junior dev at an AI infrastructure company — literally building the tools that will replace him

Ryan Thorpe

When your LinkedIn is more mysterious than your AI replacement timeline

Caio Prugner

Epic Games concept artist about to discover that Midjourney draws faster than a decade of experience

Diego L.

DocuSign employee in Brazil — even electronic signatures aren't safe from the signature apocalypse

André Felipe Freitas Santos

Natura's HR tech wizard — soon to be replaced by an AI that never needs vacation time or benefits

Caroline Barqueta

Teaching Portuguese/English at Chai School while ChatGPT learns both languages faster than your students

Jui Pingle

MSD's data wizard is about to discover that AI can transform data faster than a Mumbai local train

Conceptual artist and poet the founde...

When your entire artistic identity becomes a training dataset for tomorrow's creative overlords

Adriane J.

WAV3's mystery employee — when your LinkedIn is so sparse, even AI can't figure out what you do

Rodolpho Rangel de Barros

Another CI&T consultant in Brazil's outsourcing capital — the algorithm sees you coming from São Paulo

Yuri Petnys

Sardine employee with a mysterious past — AI loves a good mystery to solve and automate

Caio Corraini

Ten years mastering journalism... just in time for ChatGPT to write better articles in ten seconds

Felipe Celerino Fernandes

WAV3 sales rep whose passionate customer service is about to meet AI that never needs coffee breaks

Eduardo Reis

2 anos na TI da Natura — tempo suficiente para ver o ChatGPT nascer e crescer até querer seu emprego

Bruna F.

FIA Business School grad with 13K followers but zero visible job experience — even AI can't automate what doesn't exist yet

Etienne Todo Bom

At Shift with minimal profile details — even your LinkedIn is getting automated by AI scrapers

Emilia T

ASC Pty Ltd mystery employee — even LinkedIn doesn't know what you do, but AI probably can

Alicia Gracia Santos

Amazon operations manager watching robots learn to do your job faster than you learned Spanish

Adriana Chino

WAV3 marketing leader discovering that ChatGPT writes better copy than her entire São Paulo team

Daniel Marquina González

Banking on CaixaBank Tech while AI banks on replacing you

United Kingdom

Brexit was just practice for the real economic exodus — this time it's jobs leaving for Silicon Valley's servers

Game Development

Your indie pixel art platformer just got competition from someone's Tuesday afternoon prompt

Jacob Kristensen

When your job title is as vague as your LinkedIn profile

Alex Pedrazzini

Evercore investment banker discovers AI can model DCFs faster than his caffeine-fueled all-nighters

Higher School of Economics

Russia's premier economics university discovers that AI can teach supply and demand curves without the existential dread

Ankitha Y.S

Fresh SCAD grad at a stealth startup — your game dev dreams meet the AI render farm reality

Matheus Forny

Leading Scrum ceremonies while IBM's Watson probably already knows what the team will deliver next sprint

Samara Teixeira

WAV3's project manager riding the AI tsunami — ironic company name, considering the wave that's coming for you

Mariah Corazza B. Ustundag

10 years perfecting beauty marketing campaigns, just in time for AI to generate them in 10 seconds

Vinicius Vecchi

eDreams engineer dreaming of job security while AI books its own travel plans

Martin Dekar

From coding StarCraft bots to advising CEOs — the irony is McKinsey's own AI practice might automate your slides

Artur Polizel

13 years at Sardine and still fishing for job security in the AI tsunami

Game Level Design

Your procedural generation dreams are about to become AI's procedural nightmares

Paula Coda

At Natura, where even the beauty products might outlast your career prospects

USA

The world's AI superpower is about to automate itself out of a job

Jakob Brøgger-Mikkelsen

CEO of journaling app — teaching AI to write diary entries about your feelings

Software Engineer

You're building the very thing that's coming for your job — how's that for job security?

Alex Lovering

From military precision to fintech at Xe.com — at least you're used to following orders from machines

Iran

When your economy is already sanctioned to death, AI disruption feels like a papercut on a severed limb

France

Baguettes and bureaucracy won't save you from the algorithm uprising

Juli Ivy

13AM Games artist — AI can paint, but can it code a indie game while surviving on ramen in Toronto?

Michael Mills

Defending Infosys from threats while AI learns to automate vulnerability scanning faster than you can say 'zero-day'

Paul Sarasin

Geneva's most mysteriously connected professional — 361 followers but we have no idea what you actually do