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Mariah Corazza B. Ustundag

Mariah Corazza B. Ustundag

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NERVOUS

10 years perfecting beauty marketing campaigns, just in time for AI to generate them in 10 seconds

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Analysis

A seasoned Product & Scientific Marketing Manager in beauty with an MBA from USP — impressive credentials that unfortunately align perfectly with what AI does best: analyze data, create marketing content, and optimize campaigns. While the scientific angle adds some protection, most marketing roles are getting the ChatGPT treatment faster than you can say 'targeted demographics.'

Skills at Risk

high

Marketing Campaign Development

AI tools like Jasper and Copy.ai already generate marketing campaigns from brief inputs

high

Content Creation

GPT-4 and Claude write marketing copy that converts better than many humans

high

Market Research & Analysis

AI can process consumer data and generate insights faster than any human analyst

medium

Product Positioning

AI is getting sophisticated at analyzing market gaps and positioning products

medium

Scientific Marketing Claims

AI can analyze research papers and formulate compliant marketing claims

Skills That Save You

Brazilian Market Expertise

Deep local cultural knowledge and regulatory understanding that AI lacks

Cross-functional Leadership

Managing teams and stakeholder relationships still requires human emotional intelligence

Scientific Translation

Converting complex research into consumer-friendly messaging requires nuanced judgment

Brand Strategy

Long-term brand vision and positioning decisions still need human strategic thinking

AI Timeline

~4years until significant automation of this role

🛟Survival Guide

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Pivot to AI-augmented marketing strategy

Learn to use AI tools like Midjourney for visuals and GPT for copy, becoming the human who orchestrates AI rather than competes with it

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Start a beauty ingredient conspiracy theory blog

Fun

Since AI can't make up wild theories about parabens causing interdimensional rifts, you'll corner the market on creative pseudoscience

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Specialize in regulatory compliance marketing

Focus on navigating ANVISA and international beauty regulations — AI can't risk getting sued for non-compliant claims

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Become a professional beauty influencer whisperer

Fun

Train micro-influencers to spot AI-generated beauty content so they can maintain their 'authentic' facade while secretly using AI themselves

AI Job Losses in Your Industry

Advertising & Marketing

4,000

jobs lost

1

companies

1

events

Omnicom Group

Dec 2025 · US

~4,000

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